gregor samsa awoke
gregor samsa woke one morning find his-self transformed to a giant beetle
gregor samsa awoke one morning to find herself transformed into a plasma scream
gregor samsa awoke morning to find theirselves w/in a plasma screen
gregor samsa awoke to find self transforming via truly heroic quantities ov psilocybin
gregor samsa awoke one morning transforming into swan-holder
gregor samsa awoke one morning to find self as wounder ov hands
gregor samsa awoke one morning to find herself at 10pm
gregor samsa awoke to find theirselves facing blank wall
gregor samsa awoke one morning to find self f/acing the entire psychiatry department
gregor samsa awoke one morning to award the nobel prize
gregor samsa awoke one morning to receive the ig-nobel
gregor samsa awoke one morning to steal the world cup, again
found himself bowing heads in apology on bbc news 24
gregor samsa engaged in a little light downloading with husband ov many years
gave the order to shoot dead striking miners, found controlling interests in a biscuit factory, found he was over a barrel, credit down-rated
gregor samsa awoke to steal the weekend again
gregor was found to be spending all night salsa-ing with patti smith
woke one morning to gregor samsa waking one morning to gregor samsa awake one
found theirself living only for pontefract cake & samosas
gregor samsa awoke one morning to find they were fluorescent note on fridge-door
gregor samsa awoke one morning to slip from fridge to floor
gregor samsa was underfoot, out front-door, down the rebooted cycle-track
gregor samsa awoke one morning unable to feel pain or bread
gregor samsa awoke one morning – their toe-nails painting purple
gregor samsa found he couldnt remember seducing leeds in the shape ov a swan
gregor samsa awoke one morning found the water overflowing
gregor samsa awakes one morning finds this earth overheating
gregor samsa awakes each morning, finds no gods every-fucking-where
gregor samsa awakes one morning
gregor samsa awakes